MLP Base: I hate both of you

alternate title(s) "This is how babies are made"
"This is how I escaped the police"
"This is why I dont read the comment section of Youtube"
"This is how you both will die"
"And that's why I hate everypony"
"And that's what I do on Fridays"
"This is why I'm banned from 3 countries"
"That's why we we're supposed to die in 2012"
"That's why my parents hate me"
"This is why I will never have children."(suggested by EternalARTPOP)
"This is why you don't let fuckpoles in you"
"This is how you have snu-snu"
"And that's why doppelgangers suck"
"And this is why trick-or-treating is mainstream"
"And this is when I begin to wonder about why I don't have hands" (suggested by Chrissi-queen )

enjoy.
Rules are in a journal.Read and respect them,please.

Original-screenshot(via MLP Wiki)

MLP:FiM (c) Hasbro,respective owner(s)
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